1955 CHEVY BAD -SS POST

THAT GUY !!!

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT WE DON'T WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THAT GUY…. BUT THIS TIME RIGHT NOW I WANT TO BE THAT GUY...THAT GUY THAT ROLLS INTO FREDDIE'S AND SETS OFF ALL OF THE CAR ALARMS IN THE PARKING LOT WITH THE SWEET SOUND OF A BIG , REALLY , BIG BLOCK AND A GREAT EXHAUST SYSTEM…… THE ENGINE IS SCREAMING LETTTTT MEEEE GOOOO DON'T MAKE ME SIT HERE , I WANNA GO SOMEPLACE REALLY FAST…..RAT NOW !!!!! CAN I HUH ? CAN I HUH?????? OHHHH COME ON LETS GOOOOO…!!!

THE PROBLEM……… IF YOU HAVE EVER OWNED ONE OF THOSE EARTHQUAKE CARS THAT I SPEAK OF , YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT EVERY ONE OF THOSE HORSES THAT YOU ARE REIGNING IN HAS A VOICE LIKE A LITTLE DEVIL SITTING ON YOUR SHOULDER AND WHISPERING TO YOU , AND ENCOURAGING YOU TO JUST LET GO...LET THEM RUN HELTER SKELTER LIKE BATS OUT OF HELL….

THE WHISPER BECOMES A ROAR AND THE DIN BECOMES UNBEARABLE AND YOU HAVE TO CUT THEM LOOSE …. YOU LOOK DOWN THE ROAD AND THERE IS NO ONE TO BE SEEN , YOU CHECK THE REAR VIEW AND THERE IS NOTHING BUT CROSS TRAFFIC …. THE HORSES ARE CALLING YOU TO LET THEM OUT OF THE CAGE , LIKE TINY DEMONS IN NEED OF SPEED …..YOUR RIGHT FOOT BEGINS TO TWITCH ,A BEAD OF SWEAT TRAVELS DOWN YOUR NECK AS YOU CONTEMPLATE WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN….YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL BE VIOLENT. THAT ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE AND YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX ….. THE ROAR...THE DIN…. THE ROAR…... OH THE HELL WITH IT , YOU JAM THE THROTTLE TO THE FLOOR AND THE BAD -SS 55 REARS UP AND LEAPS AND SCREAMS LIKE A RABID ELEPHANT OUT TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH… THE ROAR IS UNGODLY YOU CAN FEEL THE TICKLE IN YOUR EARDRUMS CAUSED BY THE SOUND OF MILLIONS OF AFRICAN BEES THAT SEEM TO HAVE TAKEN SHELTER SOMEWHERE IN YOUR SPACE… YOU BEGIN TO LOSE SIGHT OF THE ROAD IN FRONT OF YOU …. THE POWER POLES ARE PICKING UP SPEED AND THE ROAR CONTINUES , YOU GLANCE AT THE SPEEDOMETER AND REALIZE THAT YOU ARE RAPIDLY CLIMBING TO 100 MILES AN HOUR AND THE ELEPHANT IS STILL IN CONTROL….. YOU FIGHT THE URGE TO KEEP YOUR FOOT IN IT………..IT FEELS SO GOOD…… BUT IT WON'T FEEL GOOD IN JAIL… AND THAT IS WHERE WE END UP WHEN WE GIVE INTO ALL OF THE LITTLE DEMONIC HORSES THAT WE MUST KEEP ON A TIGHT TETHER …… SO THIS IS THAT CAR...IF YOU WANT TO BE THAT GUY…………. SOMETIMES IT IS OKAY TO LET THE ELEPHANT OUT TO PLAY….JUST GIVE IT PLENTY OF ROOM …...THE QUARTER MILE ……….WE WILL SEE YOU THERE .
YOU CAN BE THAT GUY …………………………………………………………………………………………...59,997.00